Collection: Humans Only Tees (No Fur Required)
No fur required, but matching your four-legged sidekick is always an option.
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My Dog Said You a Hoe – Petty Tee for the Unapologetic
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My Cat Said You a Hoe – Sass Tee with Feline Energy
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Treat Dealer – Tee for the One Holding the Snacks & the Power
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Be the Whole Problem – Tee for Agents of Chaos
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Breaking News: I Don’t Care Graphic Tee
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I’m Fine – Matching Tee for the Emotionally Suspicious
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I’m a Multi-Tasker – Tee for the Overstimulated & Underwhelmed
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Swearing Helps – Tee for the Verbally Liberated
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Don't Push It – Tee for the Barely Awake & Over It
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Just Because I’m Awake – Tee for the Barely Functioning
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Yeah, Me Neither – Tee for the Unbothered
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Currently Feral – Tee for the Socially Unstable & Thriving
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Fluent in Silence – Tee for the Peace-Seeker
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Sorry I’m Late – Dog Lap Excuse Tee
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Sorry I’m Late – My Cat Was on Me Tee
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What a Year This Week Has Been – Burnout-In-Progress Tee
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