{"title":"Fur-Approved Favorites","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"225\" data-end=\"296\"\u003eThe tees pets didn’t immediately try to destroy — which says a lot.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"296\" data-end=\"299\"\u003eThese are our most-loved, most-worn styles, approved by judgmental cats, chaotic dogs, and the humans who worship them.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"vibin-with-my-demons-graffiti-devil-tee","title":"Vibin’ With My Demons – Graffiti Devil Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"326\" data-end=\"622\"\u003eWith a spray-painted devil and graffiti-style lettering, “Vibin’ With My Demons” hits that perfect mix of streetwear aesthetic and spiritual side-eye. Whether it’s existential dread or just a rough Monday, you’re not fighting the demons — you’re \u003cem data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"620\"\u003ehanging out with them.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"624\" data-end=\"849\"\u003ePairs with your pet’s matching look — “Barkin’ At My Demons” for chaotic dogs and “Nappin’ With My Demons” for those spiritually suspicious cats. Whichever gremlin lives in your house, they’ve got the look to match your vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43594916855947,"sku":"30497221889250613406","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43594916888715,"sku":"24787026121641153658","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43594916921483,"sku":"19015995828384767623","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43594916954251,"sku":"23523884949285135148","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43594916987019,"sku":"82817752303329841431","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43594917019787,"sku":"27310040271926873939","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/14683681837454832161_2048.jpg?v=1768681167"},{"product_id":"barkin-at-my-demons-graffiti-dog-tank","title":"Barkin’ At My Demons – Graffiti Dog Tank","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"919\" data-end=\"1236\"\u003eYour dog sees demons. You just call them neighbors. With graffiti-style font and a little street art flair, this tank brings chaotic protection energy to life. “Barkin’ At My Demons” is perfect for the pup who \u003cem data-start=\"1153\" data-end=\"1160\"\u003enever\u003c\/em\u003e lets anything suspicious go unbarked — even if it's just your laundry pile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1238\" data-end=\"1331\"\u003eMatch it with your “Vibin’” tee for a duo that’s unhinged, unbothered, and undeniably iconic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43836269953163,"sku":"19701926781833973011","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43594921443467,"sku":"12954823106586368839","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43594921476235,"sku":"32428728039330231657","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/3946312563718966984_2048.jpg?v=1768681039"},{"product_id":"nappin-with-my-demons-graffiti-cat-tank","title":"Nappin’ With My Demons – Graffiti Cat Tank","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1609\" data-end=\"1918\"\u003eSpray-painted like a warning and styled like a mood. “Nappin’ With My Demons” is for the cat who naps through portals opening, ignores sage smoke, and definitely sits on ancient runes for fun. With the same graffiti devil artwork, this tank gives your feline the mystique they deserve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1920\" data-end=\"2038\"\u003ePerfect for pairing with your “Vibin’” tee and letting the world know: you and your pet are not spiritually available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43836268609675,"sku":"15998987638717586379","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43594928226443,"sku":"98275775760010235510","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":44465850777739,"sku":"86673802968686186193","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/10592730516406133635_2048.jpg?v=1768681033"},{"product_id":"violence-skeleton-rose-graphic-tee","title":"Violence – Skeleton Rose Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"405\" data-end=\"703\"\u003e A skeleton hand gently clutching a rose, with \u003cem data-start=\"475\" data-end=\"487\"\u003e“Violence”\u003c\/em\u003e repeated behind it like a mantra. Below, in subtle text, the twist: \u003cem data-start=\"556\" data-end=\"577\"\u003e“Give it a chance.”\u003c\/em\u003e This tee is equal parts beauty and brutality — perfect for anyone who’s soft-spoken but absolutely feral under the surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"829\"\u003ePair it with your pet’s matching rose-and-menace look for a duo that says: we’re cute, but we will absolutely cause a scene.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":43594950082699,"sku":"89535284571222284631","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43594950115467,"sku":"90788610797404253783","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":43594950148235,"sku":"16997163116235402681","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43594950181003,"sku":"32509328859992514957","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":43594950213771,"sku":"15237772029236727552","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43594950246539,"sku":"18285978099055201143","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43836272246923,"sku":"14384827483832661330","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43594950312075,"sku":"28412322338729241934","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":44465836490891,"sku":"24897852345342514202","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43594950377611,"sku":"85314100341560693647","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":44465836523659,"sku":"19930792518090357684","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43594950443147,"sku":"19122600153569005191","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/13121508883307234873_2048.jpg?v=1768680971"},{"product_id":"violence-in-a-small-package-skeleton-paw-rose-pet-tank","title":"Violence (In a Small Package) – Skeleton Paw Rose Pet Tank","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1004\" data-end=\"1340\"\u003eA skeleton paw. A single rose. And the word \u003cem data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1084\"\u003e“Violence”\u003c\/em\u003e echoing in the background like a warning you didn’t take seriously. Beneath it all: \u003cem data-start=\"1169\" data-end=\"1192\"\u003e“In a small package.”\u003c\/em\u003e This tank is made for the pets who are 12 pounds of attitude in a 10-pound body — the ones who bark or meow like they’re ready to fight the moon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1342\" data-end=\"1431\"\u003ePerfectly complements your own skeleton-and-rose tee for a look that says: tread lightly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Heather","offer_id":43594955096203,"sku":"26307443474084698237","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather","offer_id":43836292137099,"sku":"22651251883065847073","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather","offer_id":43836292169867,"sku":"28686926238292519809","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/11196894072796982551_2048.jpg?v=1768680882"},{"product_id":"very-feral-very-unhinged-very-batshit-chaos-statement-tee","title":"Very Feral, Very Unhinged, Very Batshit – Chaos Statement Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"447\" data-end=\"709\"\u003e“Very feral. Very unhinged. Very batshit.” This tee doesn’t ask for understanding — it demands distance. Whether you're embracing your main character meltdown or just feeling spicy in public, this shirt is for the delightfully unstable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"711\" data-end=\"820\"\u003eComplete the look with your pet’s matching version — because chaos loves company, especially the fluffy kind.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43594985930891,"sku":"25762425154928675438","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43594985963659,"sku":"17520602501220312344","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":43594985996427,"sku":"19204652443338242226","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43594986029195,"sku":"19853578889626528268","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43594986061963,"sku":"25767083094570184654","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":43594986094731,"sku":"10943615671777260208","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43594986127499,"sku":"32254861730029518602","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43594986160267,"sku":"27193016206132790544","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":43594986193035,"sku":"18057495153706508317","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43594986225803,"sku":"31479142366931819988","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43594986258571,"sku":"30506274111137065548","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43630349582475,"sku":"91533869032767573182","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43594986324107,"sku":"14658727891176498643","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43594986356875,"sku":"21677767602858689606","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":45109075181707,"sku":"33524556548600195490","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43594986422411,"sku":"31729425131605452813","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43594986455179,"sku":"10545139786741611830","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":45109075214475,"sku":"57096313506507144701","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/6169065060963776273_2048.jpg?v=1768680743"},{"product_id":"very-feral-very-cute-very-bitey-pet-attitude-tank","title":"Very Feral, Very Cute, Very Bitey – Pet Attitude Tank","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"1248\"\u003e“Very feral. Very cute. Very bitey.” This tank is made for small gremlins with sharp teeth and zero chill. Whether they’re purring menacingly or barking with sass, your pet wears this like a warning label — and they mean every word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1250\" data-end=\"1344\"\u003ePairs with your own shirt for a matching set that screams: we’re not well, but we’re adorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Heather","offer_id":43594986848395,"sku":"19423524741816338684","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":43594986881163,"sku":"87580199524433469416","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":43594986913931,"sku":"17022166774318445988","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather","offer_id":43827528958091,"sku":"19863517934738600164","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":43594986946699,"sku":"20268685265253631537","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":43594986979467,"sku":"12904698520913437374","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather","offer_id":43827528990859,"sku":"11379558767337641716","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":43594987012235,"sku":"30488200893663971778","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":43594987045003,"sku":"13384167521620191013","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/12593664677951451080_2048.jpg?v=1768680602"},{"product_id":"copy-of-standards-not-attitude-barbed-wire-crown-tee","title":"Standards, Not Attitude – Barbed Wire Crown Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"451\" data-end=\"755\"\u003e“It’s not attitude, it’s standards.” Crowned in barbed wire and powered by self-respect, this tee says what you’re too tired to repeat: you don’t settle — for jobs, people, or vibes. It’s the ultimate power-clash of sass and elegance, built for bold humans with unshakable energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"757\" data-end=\"816\"\u003ePairs flawlessly with your dog’s matching bark-rights look.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43607017881739,"sku":"32707956460606965932","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43607017914507,"sku":"28305003605714561723","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43607017947275,"sku":"48569249778354514538","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43607017980043,"sku":"19795084268905712805","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43607018012811,"sku":"13902671647093641096","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43607018045579,"sku":"15053178932223699033","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/16612670505041244985_2048.jpg?v=1768680535"},{"product_id":"copy-of-it-s-not-distance-it-s-discipline-cat-tank-with-razor-crown","title":"It’s Not Distance, It’s Discipline – Cat Tank with Razor Crown","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"302\" data-end=\"602\"\u003eCats don’t do chaos — they \u003cem data-start=\"353\" data-end=\"372\"\u003eenforce serenity.\u003c\/em\u003e This tank reads: “It’s not distance, it’s discipline” and features a razor-blade crown for your aloof little sovereign. Whether they’re perched on high shelves or staring through your soul, they’re not cold — they’re \u003cem data-start=\"590\" data-end=\"600\"\u003eevolved.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"604\" data-end=\"721\"\u003ePair it with the human “It’s not attitude, it’s standards” tee for a matching look that says: we don’t beg, we reign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43836262580363,"sku":"21474964277664886261","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43607351427211,"sku":"80404330011628063143","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":44465891049611,"sku":"26039349327238037228","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/13598203352819486107_2048.jpg?v=1768680453"},{"product_id":"copy-of-boundaries-not-barking-chain-link-crown-pet-tank","title":"Boundaries, Not Barking – Chain-Link Crown Pet Tank","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"967\" data-end=\"1263\"\u003e“It’s not barking, it’s boundaries.” And the crown? Made of chain-link, because this pup \u003cem data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1091\"\u003emeans it.\u003c\/em\u003e This tank is for the protective, opinionated, zero-nonsense dog who barks for justice, not chaos. It’s not misbehavior — it’s healthy expression with a little extra growl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1265\" data-end=\"1358\"\u003eMatches your barbed-wire-crowned tee for a duo that’s fierce, loud, and absolutely justified.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43836262449291,"sku":"17880462520446787608","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43607353131147,"sku":"12722723923955206905","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43607353163915,"sku":"11341549307646378200","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/1005018874817571738_2048.jpg?v=1768680355"},{"product_id":"copy-of-very-feral-very-cute-very-bitey-pet-attitude-tank-in-black","title":"Very Feral, Very Cute, Very Bitey – Pet Attitude Tank (in Black)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"1248\"\u003e“Very feral. Very cute. Very bitey.” This tank is made for small gremlins with sharp teeth and zero chill. Whether they’re purring menacingly or barking with sass, your pet wears this like a warning label — and they mean every word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1250\" data-end=\"1344\"\u003ePairs with your own shirt for a matching set that screams: we’re not well, but we’re adorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43827523321995,"sku":"23475879203696589624","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43607742546059,"sku":"12532229757133815598","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43607742578827,"sku":"20608797450473357001","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/4665250218545561136_2048.jpg?v=1768680347"},{"product_id":"copy-of-judgment-talents-matching-pet-tank-for-the-sassiest-pup","title":"Judgment Talents – Matching Pet Tank for the Sassiest Pup","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"1097\"\u003e“Judgment, just one of my many talents.” This tank is for the dog who silently critiques your outfit, your snack choices, and your life decisions — all while looking adorable. Equal parts snark and style, it completes your sarcasm-powered duo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1099\" data-end=\"1149\"\u003eMade for pups who don’t bark... they just \u003cem data-start=\"1141\" data-end=\"1149\"\u003ejudge.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43836263465099,"sku":"20975538593997749423","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":43608172396683,"sku":"84581501543928078810","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43608172429451,"sku":"18964256632146705294","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":43608172462219,"sku":"31357494736908876615","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43608172494987,"sku":"16636454241967418610","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":43608172527755,"sku":"17539169617005460715","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/16758654714073850552_2048.jpg?v=1768680055"},{"product_id":"sarcasm-services-dry-humor-statement-tee-1","title":"Sarcasm Services – Dry Humor Statement Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"340\" data-end=\"597\"\u003e“Sarcasm, just one of the many services I offer.” Whether it’s your love language or your defense mechanism, this tee tells the world exactly what kind of energy you’re bringing to the table — sharp, funny, and only a little toxic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"599\" data-end=\"681\"\u003ePair it with your dog's equally judgmental tank and let the side-eyes fly in sync.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"599\" data-end=\"681\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43608180981899,"sku":"15251167635497255807","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43608181014667,"sku":"25571772530896835139","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43608181047435,"sku":"23196041554903218803","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43608181080203,"sku":"58223946474048669544","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43608181112971,"sku":"30106351095552614025","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43608181145739,"sku":"19878740677076379356","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43608181178507,"sku":"19414424544653850696","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43608181211275,"sku":"65924138538774640253","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608181244043,"sku":"33527787088863891729","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608181276811,"sku":"16746355817813374581","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608181309579,"sku":"75902307960470185282","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608181342347,"sku":"96821968731889312304","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/9074615341664629002_2048.jpg?v=1768680011"},{"product_id":"living-my-laziest-life-funky-matching-pet-tank-dog-or-cat-1","title":"Living My Laziest Life – Funky Matching Pet Tank (Dog or Cat)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"303\" data-end=\"621\"\u003eThis tank is for the pets who snooze through your meetings, judge your productivity, and have fully committed to a lifestyle of lounge. With its ransom-note lettering and scrapbook-style graphics, “Living My Laziest Life” fits cats \u003cem data-start=\"559\" data-end=\"564\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e dogs who live for vibes and naps — not responsibilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"623\" data-end=\"729\"\u003ePairs perfectly with your “Okayest” tee for a duo that’s proudly doing the bare minimum — and crushing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43836258648203,"sku":"15921175773237993720","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43608185864331,"sku":"10663597739743639847","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43608185897099,"sku":"28830509429900005153","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/15142881474282196217_2048.jpg?v=1768679868"},{"product_id":"living-my-okayest-life-collage-style-chaos-tee-1","title":"Living My Okayest Life – Collage-Style Chaos Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"421\" data-end=\"740\"\u003eCut-out letters. Clashing colors. Questionable decisions. “Living My Okayest Life” is for those embracing the beautiful mess of mid-tier ambition and maximum personality. With ransom-note lettering and magazine-style collage chaos, this tee is a walking scrapbook of adulting at its finest(ish).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"829\"\u003ePairs perfectly with your four-legged co-star who has \u003cem data-start=\"796\" data-end=\"829\"\u003ezero plans and even less shame.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"829\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"796\" data-end=\"829\"\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43608191434891,"sku":"10786078566794098462","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43608191467659,"sku":"26135655942152952159","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43608191500427,"sku":"10527572575524885997","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43608191533195,"sku":"12934217623830196358","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608191565963,"sku":"14921993431313828554","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608191598731,"sku":"12859085134209716290","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/2652072148589732176_2048.jpg?v=1768679805"},{"product_id":"karma-pup-skeleton-dog-attitude-tank-1","title":"Karma Pup – Skeleton Dog Attitude Tank","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003eThis tank puts your pup in full savage mode: a skeleton dog rocking the diner-waitress vibe with “Karma Pup” below and the phrase \u003cem data-start=\"1106\" data-end=\"1135\"\u003e“Bite now, Apologize never”\u003c\/em\u003e blaring in the back. It’s unapologetically bold — perfect for dogs who protect your peace by scaring off the clowns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1332\"\u003eMatch with your own Karma Café tee and hit the streets like justice in motion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":43608193761419,"sku":"30542897905648157076","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":43608193794187,"sku":"17700092666044848107","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":43608193826955,"sku":"13952321615645177355","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/4265649619214220756_2048.jpg?v=1768679080"},{"product_id":"karma-pup-skeleton-dog-attitude-tank-in-black-1","title":"Karma Pup – Skeleton Dog Attitude Tank (in Black)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003eThis tank puts your pup in full savage mode: a skeleton dog rocking the diner-waitress vibe with “Karma Pup” below and the phrase \u003cem data-start=\"1106\" data-end=\"1135\"\u003e“Bite now, Apologize never”\u003c\/em\u003e blaring in the back. It’s unapologetically bold — perfect for dogs who protect your peace by scaring off the clowns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1332\"\u003eMatch with your own Karma Café tee and hit the streets like justice in motion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43836253929611,"sku":"30643155176877886017","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43608194089099,"sku":"18007216636481973500","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43608194121867,"sku":"29837847683458122645","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/15551160572926147822_2048.jpg?v=1768679034"},{"product_id":"karma-cafe-skeleton-waitress-revenge-tee-1","title":"Karma Café – Skeleton Waitress Revenge Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"412\" data-end=\"725\"\u003eServing hot karma with a cold stare. This tee features a skeleton waitress under the banner “Karma Café,” with the phrase looming behind: \u003cem data-start=\"574\" data-end=\"603\"\u003e“You get what you deserve.”\u003c\/em\u003e Whether you’re dishing shade, serving truth, or just done with everyone’s nonsense, this shirt is your new go-to uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"727\" data-end=\"822\"\u003ePair it with your loyal sidekick’s matching tank and serve justice together — no tips required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"727\" data-end=\"822\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43608194646155,"sku":"33464988022754530691","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43608194678923,"sku":"27259475519100035779","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43608194711691,"sku":"83988320612116094812","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43608194744459,"sku":"14642614231297479887","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43608194777227,"sku":"21665714623265964465","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43608194809995,"sku":"29847764030305619342","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43608194842763,"sku":"97166058637150192712","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43608194875531,"sku":"25564336910129902956","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608194908299,"sku":"63461520947064071390","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608194941067,"sku":"58743962534939380759","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608194973835,"sku":"11454551268473451719","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608195006603,"sku":"58791559069785040939","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/12107856243848732922_2048.jpg?v=1768679027"},{"product_id":"you-dropped-your-boundaries-stick-figure-cat-tank-1","title":"You Dropped Your Boundaries – Stick Figure Cat Tank","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1434\" data-end=\"1773\"\u003eThis cat tank brings the claws \u003cem data-start=\"1489\" data-end=\"1494\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e the attitude. Featuring a smug stick figure cat next to your shredded “Rules”, the phrase reads: “Hey, you dropped your boundaries. I shredded them.” It’s the purrfect nod to every cat that ignores the word “no” and lives for destruction with a side of shade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1775\" data-end=\"1868\"\u003eMatches the brain-drop and dignity-puddle designs like a little trio of stick-figure sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":43608205000843,"sku":"24745829875774620089","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":43608205033611,"sku":"33598132752682107315","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":45109049852043,"sku":"10644656762472374188","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/9091949523445890715_2048.jpg?v=1768678724"},{"product_id":"you-dropped-your-boundaries-stick-figure-cat-tank-in-black-1","title":"You Dropped Your Boundaries – Stick Figure Cat Tank (in Black)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1434\" data-end=\"1773\"\u003eThis cat tank brings the claws \u003cem data-start=\"1489\" data-end=\"1494\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e the attitude. Featuring a smug stick figure cat next to your shredded “Rules”, the phrase reads: “Hey, you dropped your boundaries. I shredded them.” It’s the purrfect nod to every cat that ignores the word “no” and lives for destruction with a side of shade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1775\" data-end=\"1868\"\u003eMatches the brain-drop and dignity-puddle designs like a little trio of stick-figure sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43836250030219,"sku":"28704065970796331222","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43608205131915,"sku":"32451880522280349630","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":45109049426059,"sku":"28420790667038926033","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/10614353107108665660_2048.jpg?v=1768678737"},{"product_id":"you-dropped-your-dignity-stick-figure-dog-tank-in-black-1","title":"You Dropped Your Dignity – Stick Figure Dog Tank (in Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003eA stick figure pup. A yellow puddle. And a straight-up roast: “Hey, you dropped your dignity. I peed on it.” This tank is pure canine chaos — for dogs who live to disrupt and don’t believe in shame. Perfect for walks where your dog makes the rules and your tee makes the statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43836246196363,"sku":"11178487314924051100","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43608205492363,"sku":"21213915836587261437","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43608205525131,"sku":"69942596657174870491","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/537408544809165469_2048.jpg?v=1768678328"},{"product_id":"you-dropped-your-dignity-stick-figure-dog-tank-1","title":"You Dropped Your Dignity – Stick Figure Dog Tank","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"893\" data-end=\"1201\"\u003eA stick figure pup. A puddle of yellow. And a straight-up roast: “Hey, you dropped your dignity. I peed on it.” This tank is pure canine chaos — for dogs who live to disrupt and don’t believe in shame. Perfect for walks where your dog makes the rules and your tee makes the statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":43608205623435,"sku":"13509686752509134752","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":43608205656203,"sku":"61472474191702480513","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":43608205688971,"sku":"25309382809984719077","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/5057746647848282879_2048.jpg?v=1768678226"},{"product_id":"you-dropped-this-stick-figure-brain-tee-1","title":"You Dropped This – Stick Figure Brain Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"398\" data-end=\"681\"\u003e“Hey, I think you dropped this.” Featuring a stick figure awkwardly handing a brain back to someone looking utterly confused, this tee is peak passive-aggressive brilliance. It's the perfect mix of clever, condescending, and just petty enough to wear proudly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"683\" data-end=\"746\"\u003ePairs beautifully with your pet’s matching level of disrespect.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43608207097995,"sku":"20603301944042580533","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43608207130763,"sku":"11717313345437346086","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43608207163531,"sku":"61196294012508894222","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43608207196299,"sku":"32753837304046664751","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43608207229067,"sku":"31161808465149550102","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43608207261835,"sku":"61538464865493941601","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43608207294603,"sku":"82182599400524934811","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43608207327371,"sku":"20420319454937642032","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608207360139,"sku":"13233487617157563503","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608207392907,"sku":"33482540252655189658","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608207425675,"sku":"29271747892172480843","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608207458443,"sku":"14434291907843537253","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/8285157382237763262_2048.jpg?v=1768678098"},{"product_id":"what-competition-skull-smoke-matching-pet-tank-1","title":"What Competition – Skull \u0026 Smoke Matching Pet Tank","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"808\" data-end=\"1044\"\u003eSame smirking skull. Same zero-f’s energy. This pet tank brings \u003cem data-start=\"896\" data-end=\"930\"\u003ebig attitude in a small package.\u003c\/em\u003e Whether they’re strutting down the sidewalk or loafing with style, your pet says it best: \u003cem data-start=\"1021\" data-end=\"1042\"\u003e“What Competition?”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1046\" data-end=\"1180\"\u003ePair it with your matching tee for the ultimate unbothered duo look. You’re not just walking the block — you're making it your runway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43836242624651,"sku":"19743081230981701843","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43608269881483,"sku":"17962212917490170629","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43608269914251,"sku":"84594879487631153230","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/9102588824375882267_2048.jpg?v=1768678001"},{"product_id":"what-competition-skull-smoke-statement-tee-1","title":"What Competition – Skull \u0026 Smoke Statement Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"274\" data-end=\"515\"\u003eWith a skull casually puffing a joint and the phrase \u003cem data-start=\"351\" data-end=\"371\"\u003e“What Competition”\u003c\/em\u003e, this tee is your laid-back mic drop. It’s bold, it’s edgy, and it makes one thing clear — you're not just in the room, you \u003cem data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"501\"\u003eare\u003c\/em\u003e the moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"517\" data-end=\"638\"\u003eWear it solo or twin with your four-legged co-icon in their matching tank. Either way, you’re leaving smoke in your wake.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43608399577227,"sku":"30004281428160126469","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43608399609995,"sku":"20245414835968135270","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43608399642763,"sku":"54091658237648702900","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43608399675531,"sku":"51460550620567688080","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608399708299,"sku":"31867764704165812102","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608399741067,"sku":"30727135184348719951","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/16182167926423829072_2048.jpg?v=1768677893"},{"product_id":"what-a-day-this-hour-has-been-matching-pet-tank-for-the-dramatic-companion-1","title":"What a Day This Hour Has Been – Matching Pet Tank for the Dramatic Companion","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"1129\"\u003eWhether they barked at a shadow, knocked over your drink, or just had a full existential crisis between naps, your pet’s living a \u003cem data-start=\"1025\" data-end=\"1030\"\u003elot\u003c\/em\u003e in a short time. “What a day this hour has been.” sums up their vibe with tragicomedy precision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1131\" data-end=\"1231\"\u003ePairs with your own burnout tee for a matching look that says: we’re spiraling, but make it fashion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Heather","offer_id":43608405115019,"sku":"17260100482619768791","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":43608405147787,"sku":"26272114015961391052","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":43608405180555,"sku":"27324543286502222150","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather","offer_id":43833792692363,"sku":"12235957521041946869","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":43608405213323,"sku":"24701373207888826047","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":43608405246091,"sku":"22767785567152910769","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather","offer_id":43833792725131,"sku":"22086117240180300914","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":43608405278859,"sku":"25724157875550227877","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":43608405311627,"sku":"22043207686955342765","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/9614018491511982069_2048.jpg?v=1768677487"},{"product_id":"what-a-day-this-hour-has-been-matching-pet-tank-for-the-dramatic-companion-in-black-1","title":"What a Day This Hour Has Been – Matching Pet Tank for the Dramatic Companion (In Black)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"1129\"\u003eWhether they barked at a shadow, knocked over your drink, or just had a full existential crisis between naps, your pet’s living a \u003cem data-start=\"1025\" data-end=\"1030\"\u003elot\u003c\/em\u003e in a short time. “What a day this hour has been.” sums up their vibe with tragicomedy precision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1131\" data-end=\"1231\"\u003ePairs with your own burnout tee for a matching look that says: we’re spiraling, but make it fashion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43833731481739,"sku":"32489284781754110638","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43608405409931,"sku":"26292822922404430699","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43608405442699,"sku":"16714537454103827518","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/13280673247662166902_2048.jpg?v=1768677391"},{"product_id":"what-a-year-this-week-has-been-burnout-in-progress-tee-1","title":"What a Year This Week Has Been – Burnout-In-Progress Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"335\" data-end=\"581\"\u003e“What a year this week has been.” Because you blinked, and it’s still the same day — somehow worse. This tee speaks for every overworked, overstimulated, and \u003cem data-start=\"517\" data-end=\"526\"\u003eover it\u003c\/em\u003e soul crawling toward the weekend like it’s a mirage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"583\" data-end=\"672\"\u003ePerfectly pairs with your pet’s matching meltdown energy — because they’re also not okay.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43608407507083,"sku":"26364196520415781858","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43608407539851,"sku":"29262475583707646037","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43608407572619,"sku":"50865575864268685445","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43608407605387,"sku":"33408454930231640821","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43608407638155,"sku":"81809434432409522853","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43608407670923,"sku":"23396217552891785339","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43608407703691,"sku":"24274362396784387898","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43608407736459,"sku":"15909925997621056207","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608407769227,"sku":"31197915712399602116","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608407801995,"sku":"21644791969639587799","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608407834763,"sku":"92702127154964635561","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608407867531,"sku":"19989873442668738595","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/7813216655931015756_2048.jpg?v=1768677317"},{"product_id":"you-moved-rude-matching-pet-tank-for-the-cozy-tyrant-3","title":"You Moved? Rude. – Matching Cat Tank for the Cozy Tyrant","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis tank brings full feline drama: “You moved? Rude.” Because how dare you disrupt nap time just to go do human things. For cats who demand comfort and punish disobedience with glares, this tank completes the look of passive-aggressive purrfection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":43608409571467,"sku":"66670799811343359827","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":43608409604235,"sku":"26302938200905242803","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":45109038973067,"sku":"10253541095325185556","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/12677880392917677499_2048.jpg?v=1768676197"},{"product_id":"you-moved-rude-matching-pet-tank-for-the-cozy-tyrant-4","title":"You Moved? Rude. – Matching Cat Tank for the Cozy Tyrant (In Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis tank brings full feline drama: “You moved? Rude.” Because how dare you disrupt nap time just to go do human things. For cats who demand comfort and punish disobedience with glares, this tank completes the look of passive-aggressive purrfection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43833617612939,"sku":"23324385048069525258","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43608410095755,"sku":"59869885873236108068","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":45109037858955,"sku":"30217369103900110679","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/7018244339211107705_2048.jpg?v=1768676291"},{"product_id":"sorry-i-m-late-my-cat-was-on-me-tee","title":"Sorry I’m Late – My Cat Was on Me Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1307\" data-end=\"1563\"\u003e“Sorry I’m late, my cat was on me.” You don’t wake a peacefully sleeping cat — that’s just common sense (and basic self-preservation). This tee is for cat owners who understand that once you're chosen as the throne, you stay there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1565\" data-end=\"1623\"\u003ePairs like a dream with your sassy feline’s matching tank.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43608411242635,"sku":"10999001813832255367","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43608411275403,"sku":"14888702957792201396","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43608411308171,"sku":"24545886505658300293","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43608411340939,"sku":"30888948152373627094","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43608411373707,"sku":"23719563295467636344","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43608411406475,"sku":"28857985966875589513","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43608411439243,"sku":"19890386980361063191","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43608411472011,"sku":"28062787457137633091","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608411504779,"sku":"25942016830261064642","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608411537547,"sku":"33115010049872292948","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608411570315,"sku":"74274726688310371518","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608411603083,"sku":"28692412823848234025","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/6498292615096125357_2048.jpg?v=1768675835"},{"product_id":"i-needed-their-lap-matching-pet-tank-for-the-nap-obsessed-1","title":"I Needed Their Lap – Matching Pet Tank for the Nap-Obsessed","description":"\u003cp\u003e“Sorry they’re late, I needed their lap to nap on.” Because when the fluff decides it’s nap time, the world can wait. This tank captures that sleepy entitlement only pets have — and makes it adorable. Match it with your human’s shirt and become a walking excuse no one can argue with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":43608418058379,"sku":"20159730908275611385","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":43608418091147,"sku":"23312920876315752894","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":43608418123915,"sku":"18377847996288420627","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/226749694060743011_2048.jpg?v=1768675641"},{"product_id":"i-needed-their-lap-matching-pet-tank-for-the-nap-obsessed-in-black-1","title":"I Needed Their Lap – Matching Pet Tank for the Nap-Obsessed (in Black)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"847\" data-end=\"1155\"\u003e“Sorry they’re late, I needed their lap to nap on.” Because when the fluff decides it’s nap time, the world can wait. This tank captures that sleepy entitlement only pets have — and makes it adorable. Match it with your human’s shirt and become a walking excuse no one can argue with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43833309888651,"sku":"68796169892852969147","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43608419238027,"sku":"64030126391484915140","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43608419270795,"sku":"10155616703044401198","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/17310181951371957924_2048.jpg?v=1768675446"},{"product_id":"sorry-i-m-late-dog-lap-excuse-tee-1","title":"Sorry I’m Late – Dog Lap Excuse Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"351\" data-end=\"623\"\u003e“Sorry I’m late, my dog was sitting on me.” It’s not just an excuse — it’s the law. This tee is for every dog person who’s skipped errands, missed calls, and ignored alarms because their furry overlord needed a lap. Cozy guilt, but make it fashion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"625\" data-end=\"700\"\u003ePairs with your pup’s own matching tank for maximum emotional manipulation.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43608420941963,"sku":"10117553730146953151","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43608420974731,"sku":"27409897849232103875","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43608421007499,"sku":"13585545153174295807","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43608421040267,"sku":"17474289058617969337","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43608421073035,"sku":"13202067876828353851","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43608421105803,"sku":"78301045084340853743","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43608421138571,"sku":"32696910982103547340","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43608421171339,"sku":"15929428908233820933","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608421204107,"sku":"27306652931552171081","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608421236875,"sku":"18095593309503689481","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608421269643,"sku":"71244638732708850126","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608421302411,"sku":"92113537868519260839","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/2824039677199153982_2048.jpg?v=1768674211"},{"product_id":"fluent-in-boundaries-matching-cat-tank-for-the-independent-icon-1","title":"Fluent in Boundaries – Matching Cat Tank for the Independent Icon","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1350\" data-end=\"1647\"\u003eCats invented the silent stare and the art of “no.” This tank says what your feline’s been thinking all along: “I wish more humans were fluent in… boundaries.” Whether they’re ducking your cuddles or side-eyeing your playlist, this tee is equal parts sass and self-respect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1649\" data-end=\"1721\"\u003ePairs perfectly with the rest of your \u003cem data-start=\"1687\" data-end=\"1707\"\u003equietly judgmental\u003c\/em\u003e matching set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43833309397131,"sku":"17711312911304163801","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43608423956619,"sku":"21327954991702074281","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":45108999356555,"sku":"38211116457442750152","price":36.72,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/6385840674132586773_2048.jpg?v=1768673992"},{"product_id":"fluent-in-chill-matching-dog-tank-for-the-laid-back-pup-1","title":"Fluent in Chill – Matching Dog Tank for the Laid-Back Pup","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"870\" data-end=\"1088\"\u003eThis tank is for the dogs who side-eye drama and skip the zoomies. “I wish more dogs were fluent in… chill.” is the motto for mellow mutts, dignified doggos, and every pup just trying to vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1090\" data-end=\"1188\"\u003eWear it with your “Fluent in Silence” tee and become the calm duo the world didn’t know it needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43833309364363,"sku":"87556877420572196546","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43608424054923,"sku":"10115611270623017630","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43608424087691,"sku":"11766395487731019291","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/10495057364442213626_2048.jpg?v=1768673771"},{"product_id":"fluent-in-silence-tee-for-the-peace-seeker-1","title":"Fluent in Silence – Tee for the Peace-Seeker","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"374\" data-end=\"643\"\u003e“I wish more people were fluent in… silence.” This tee is for the beautifully quiet, the chaos-averse, and the ones who truly understand that \u003cem data-start=\"540\" data-end=\"572\"\u003enot everything needs a comment\u003c\/em\u003e. It’s your polite-but-firm way of saying: please shut up — with style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"645\" data-end=\"719\"\u003eMatches perfectly with your pet's own version of peace and personal space.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43608427069579,"sku":"67704327891575258660","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43608427102347,"sku":"76860022184911333217","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43608427135115,"sku":"25682482959286171448","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43608427167883,"sku":"30867232903947213794","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608427200651,"sku":"46608836734991454503","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608427233419,"sku":"18714369624350796854","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/1038396611402067660_2048.jpg?v=1768673607"},{"product_id":"furever-feral-matching-pet-tank-for-the-untamable-icon-1","title":"Furever Feral – Matching Pet Tank for the Untamable Icon","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"897\" data-end=\"1226\"\u003eYour pet may live in a house, but that doesn’t mean they play by the rules. “Furever Feral” is for the wild-at-heart — the zoomies legend, the squirrel chaser, the “don’t pick me up” feline menace. Whether they’re dog or cat, they’ve got the attitude of a creature who \u003cem data-start=\"1190\" data-end=\"1198\"\u003eallows\u003c\/em\u003e you to coexist with them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1228\" data-end=\"1318\"\u003ePair with your “Currently Feral” tee and unleash your collective instability — with style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43833296126091,"sku":"20347953370064053163","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":43608444862603,"sku":"20208977736908234022","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43608444895371,"sku":"31614093153225163554","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":43608444928139,"sku":"21657396580029230882","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43608444960907,"sku":"18250994714362723619","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":43608444993675,"sku":"29751146974012396695","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/3445938608023030170_2048.jpg?v=1768585191"},{"product_id":"currently-feral-tee-for-the-socially-unstable-thriving-1","title":"Currently Feral – Tee for the Socially Unstable \u0026 Thriving","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"324\" data-end=\"643\"\u003eSome days you’re polished. 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The chaos is mutual.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43608507973771,"sku":"37212238643679551576","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43608508006539,"sku":"26503874968986398226","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":43608508039307,"sku":"20143536725762974035","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43608508072075,"sku":"18076049866265208158","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43608508104843,"sku":"15147832508039197773","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":43608508137611,"sku":"17542939682806412464","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43608508170379,"sku":"16267188334288134534","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43608508203147,"sku":"16948456176976937367","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":43608508235915,"sku":"27426336465976677337","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43608508268683,"sku":"26259553101299923113","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43608508301451,"sku":"33456603299681182917","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43833296027787,"sku":"17511606410898477515","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608508334219,"sku":"11666805617801834843","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608508366987,"sku":"17075623565278677419","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":45106143690891,"sku":"26739172011676123889","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608508432523,"sku":"26735133187937390671","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608508465291,"sku":"44906791291433912219","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":45106143723659,"sku":"30658078763136389593","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/15733904144610051521_2048.jpg?v=1768585178"},{"product_id":"same-matching-pet-tank-for-the-feral-sidekick-in-black-1","title":"Same. – Matching Pet Tank for the Feral Sidekick (in Black)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"1192\"\u003eYour pet’s got the zoomies, the growls, and the side-eyes. So why not let the world know they’re on your wavelength — feral, frantic, and fabulous. “Same.” is the perfect response to your shirt’s “I Have Rabies” and the ultimate look for pets who live dramatically and bark (or yowl) unapologetically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1194\" data-end=\"1269\"\u003eTogether, you two are a beautifully chaotic mess. And we love that for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43831783719051,"sku":"24485211656563137390","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43608520327307,"sku":"70528440522212199273","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43608520360075,"sku":"67334510036055353752","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/17804824016403288102_2048.jpg?v=1768584511"},{"product_id":"same-matching-pet-tank-for-the-feral-sidekick-1","title":"Same. – Matching Pet Tank for the Feral Sidekick","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"1192\"\u003eYour pet’s got the zoomies, the growls, and the side-eyes. So why not let the world know they’re on your wavelength — feral, frantic, and fabulous. “Same.” is the perfect response to your shirt’s “I Have Rabies” and the ultimate look for pets who live dramatically and bark (or yowl) unapologetically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1194\" data-end=\"1269\"\u003eTogether, you two are a beautifully chaotic mess. And we love that for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Heather","offer_id":43608522457227,"sku":"47270276875116716214","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":43608522489995,"sku":"41323557927096591730","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather","offer_id":43831783424139,"sku":"70795055710806053318","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":43608522522763,"sku":"22108113929842480788","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather","offer_id":43831783456907,"sku":"16509751495590513939","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":43608522555531,"sku":"22768330687772109024","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/15651652321680784588_2048.jpg?v=1768584493"},{"product_id":"i-have-rabies-tee-for-the-unfiltered-unhinged-1","title":"I Have Rabies – Tee for the Unfiltered \u0026 Unhinged","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"378\" data-end=\"648\"\u003eSometimes you just need to \u003cem data-start=\"429\" data-end=\"449\"\u003elet the world know\u003c\/em\u003e you’re not to be messed with. “I Have Rabies” is a chaotic declaration for the emotionally feral, mentally spicy, and delightfully unstable. It’s wild, it’s weird, and somehow… it makes total sense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"650\" data-end=\"727\"\u003ePair it with your pet’s matching “Same.” tank and let your unhinged flag fly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43608564695179,"sku":"29854709023605650834","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43608564727947,"sku":"19122037252018928296","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":43608564760715,"sku":"21455222949592892819","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43608564793483,"sku":"25650041451424211806","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43608564826251,"sku":"21701391861278032818","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":43608564859019,"sku":"16139165666801943629","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43608564891787,"sku":"32552606845224070814","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43608564924555,"sku":"10077995361124004787","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":43608564957323,"sku":"24318602810719975900","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43608564990091,"sku":"47722723357726621993","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43608565022859,"sku":"12328738718697379687","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43831783260299,"sku":"94849641178591602837","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608565055627,"sku":"82414059672275114180","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608565088395,"sku":"34002942766948652375","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":45106112331915,"sku":"17902322165082183649","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608565153931,"sku":"13864349289055576547","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608565186699,"sku":"19990686408074955881","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":45106112364683,"sku":"19946783117723390507","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/2793154015233803821_2048.jpg?v=1768584506"},{"product_id":"your-opinion-i-ate-it-matching-pet-tank-for-the-opinionated-pup-or-cat-in-black-1","title":"Your Opinion? I Ate It – Matching Pet Tank for the Opinionated Pup or Cat (in Black)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"1166\"\u003eSome pets fetch. Yours \u003cem data-start=\"930\" data-end=\"948\"\u003edevours opinions\u003c\/em\u003e. “Your opinion? I ate it.” is for the four-legged sass machine who doesn’t need approval — just snacks. Whether they’re ignoring commands or side-eyeing your playlist, this tank turns your pet into a walking clapback.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1168\" data-end=\"1257\"\u003eMatches perfectly with your “Yeah, Me Neither” tee — because you both said what you said.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43831783194763,"sku":"12213515618589735929","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43608584945803,"sku":"31973395873783010191","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43608584978571,"sku":"32567172519869435245","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/5857888004325655308_2048.jpg?v=1768584068"},{"product_id":"your-opinion-i-ate-it-matching-pet-tank-for-the-opinionated-pup-or-cat-1","title":"Your Opinion? I Ate It – Matching Pet Tank for the Opinionated Pup or Cat","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"1166\"\u003eSome pets fetch. Yours \u003cem data-start=\"930\" data-end=\"948\"\u003edevours opinions\u003c\/em\u003e. “Your opinion? I ate it.” is for the four-legged sass machine who doesn’t need approval — just snacks. Whether they’re ignoring commands or side-eyeing your playlist, this tank turns your pet into a walking clapback.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1168\" data-end=\"1257\"\u003eMatches perfectly with your “Yeah, Me Neither” tee — because you both said what you said.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Heather","offer_id":43608586977419,"sku":"18032332609192907610","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":43608587010187,"sku":"32629245307496222739","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather","offer_id":43831782539403,"sku":"22559307561179657479","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":43608587042955,"sku":"99670252988874667895","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather","offer_id":43831782572171,"sku":"12185654801100777480","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":43608587075723,"sku":"30551663834470910565","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/4046398261065715958_2048.jpg?v=1768583996"},{"product_id":"yeah-me-neither-tee-for-the-unbothered-1","title":"Yeah, Me Neither – Tee for the Unbothered","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"320\" data-end=\"638\"\u003e“Remember when I asked your opinion? Yeah, me neither.” This tee is a whole \u003cem data-start=\"420\" data-end=\"426\"\u003evibe\u003c\/em\u003e — confident, dismissive, and just the right amount of rude. Ideal for the people who keep it real, shut down unsolicited advice, and thrive in their own lane. If side-eyes were a superpower, this is the uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"640\" data-end=\"708\"\u003ePair it with your pet’s matching tank and let the shade walk itself.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43608617713803,"sku":"62102192423245625419","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43608617746571,"sku":"30122450385552773334","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":43608617779339,"sku":"11743485546137846556","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43608617812107,"sku":"54739866890697415372","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43608617844875,"sku":"97443265770181586847","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":43608617877643,"sku":"29729596876895415240","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43608617910411,"sku":"15534991351402522231","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43608617943179,"sku":"19185895168150770331","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":43608617975947,"sku":"14254954348296235228","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43608618008715,"sku":"16570544534701159043","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43608618041483,"sku":"60034490707293711915","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43831781752971,"sku":"71985123749673288157","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608618074251,"sku":"32556454166625474518","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608618107019,"sku":"16032774101882311476","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":45106068619403,"sku":"22821396552924967461","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608618172555,"sku":"71052541910784337247","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608618205323,"sku":"22994561469551944590","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":45106068652171,"sku":"15138081944206704927","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/15779601212249941081_2048.jpg?v=1768583911"},{"product_id":"awake-but-reluctant-matching-pet-tank-for-the-barely-motivated-2","title":"Awake, But Reluctant – Matching Pet Tank for the Barely Motivated","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"933\" data-end=\"1207\"\u003eWhether it’s morning zoomies or a 3pm meltdown nap, this pet tank is for the furry friend who opens one eye… and immediately regrets it. “Awake, But Reluctant” is made for dogs and cats who are \u003cem data-start=\"1151\" data-end=\"1164\"\u003etechnically\u003c\/em\u003e up, but absolutely not ready to perform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1310\"\u003eWear it with your matching “Just Because I’m Awake” tee and drag yourselves through the day in style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Heather","offer_id":45106060001419,"sku":"31769676483769809130","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":43608676728971,"sku":"29070418049249422560","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":43608676761739,"sku":"27205694655509557575","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather","offer_id":45106060034187,"sku":"33764537206228670834","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":43608676794507,"sku":"24320053761370759075","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":43608676827275,"sku":"29439377853922228691","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather","offer_id":45106060066955,"sku":"17042889886116598522","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":43608676860043,"sku":"10486143282269410799","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":43608676892811,"sku":"37213216346844658980","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/12315724038425627102_2048.jpg?v=1768583886"},{"product_id":"awake-but-reluctant-matching-pet-tank-for-the-barely-motivated-in-black","title":"Awake, But Reluctant – Matching Pet Tank for the Barely Motivated (in Black)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"933\" data-end=\"1207\"\u003eWhether it’s morning zoomies or a 3pm meltdown nap, this pet tank is for the furry friend who opens one eye… and immediately regrets it. “Awake, But Reluctant” is made for dogs and cats who are \u003cem data-start=\"1151\" data-end=\"1164\"\u003etechnically\u003c\/em\u003e up, but absolutely not ready to perform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1310\"\u003eWear it with your matching “Just Because I’m Awake” tee and drag yourselves through the day in style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43831781097611,"sku":"30461517279599832376","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43608679907467,"sku":"12809762697412150234","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43608679940235,"sku":"15093029561878031526","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/7216045438427160208_2048.jpg?v=1768583879"},{"product_id":"just-because-i-m-awake-tee-for-the-barely-functioning","title":"Just Because I’m Awake – Tee for the Barely Functioning","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"346\" data-end=\"658\"\u003eThis shirt speaks for those of us who \u003cem data-start=\"408\" data-end=\"421\"\u003etechnically\u003c\/em\u003e showed up but left our motivation at home. “Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things” is the mood for workdays, weekends, and any interaction before noon. It’s blunt, relatable, and a little too honest — just like you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"660\" data-end=\"779\"\u003ePairs perfectly with your pet’s “Awake, But Reluctant” tank for a unified front of minimal effort and maximum attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43608693866635,"sku":"66052216076498868933","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43608693899403,"sku":"16285811723704332649","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43608693932171,"sku":"31135760295948026285","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43608693964939,"sku":"90331730366846808240","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43608693997707,"sku":"46558643642153027305","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43608694030475,"sku":"25473170619397520597","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43608694063243,"sku":"35267972241469913759","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43608694096011,"sku":"14715957102141019948","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43608694128779,"sku":"27035074849037299549","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43608694161547,"sku":"11497038884519509373","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43608694194315,"sku":"33998476342558584307","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43608694227083,"sku":"20030002177283841343","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608694259851,"sku":"77854563665257364550","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608694292619,"sku":"22256752192656963023","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43608694325387,"sku":"31245583101634183584","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608694358155,"sku":"23081689667374982891","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608694390923,"sku":"12514903886797018955","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43608694423691,"sku":"19149963120039456598","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/15797452119494259763_2048.jpg?v=1768583027"},{"product_id":"i-woke-up-for-this-matching-pet-tank-for-the-reluctant-riser-1","title":"I Woke Up for THIS? – Matching Pet Tank for the Reluctant Riser","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"858\" data-end=\"1154\"\u003eThey were dreaming of squirrels and unlimited snacks — and you interrupted it… for this? “I Woke Up for THIS?” is the perfect fit for the dog or cat who greets mornings with side-eyes and sighs. Whether it’s a walk, a vet visit, or just existing — they’re not impressed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1156\" data-end=\"1256\"\u003eLooks even better when worn next to your “Don’t Push It” tee. A stylish statement in mutual disdain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Heather","offer_id":43608695701643,"sku":"21016476911658118555","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":43608695734411,"sku":"12300873209559588852","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":43608695767179,"sku":"52951571104158465911","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather","offer_id":43831779983499,"sku":"22812336800494150085","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":43608695799947,"sku":"76222838417390218389","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":43608695832715,"sku":"11365558776833927853","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather","offer_id":43831780016267,"sku":"24381614918145008966","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":43608695865483,"sku":"24147614323004867437","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":43608695898251,"sku":"22205389300273029602","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/10470504240481732346_2048.jpg?v=1768582774"},{"product_id":"i-woke-up-for-this-matching-pet-tank-for-the-reluctant-riser-in-black-1","title":"I Woke Up for THIS? – Matching Pet Tank for the Reluctant Riser (in Black)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"858\" data-end=\"1154\"\u003eThey were dreaming of squirrels and unlimited snacks — and you interrupted it… for this? “I Woke Up for THIS?” is the perfect fit for the dog or cat who greets mornings with side-eyes and sighs. Whether it’s a walk, a vet visit, or just existing — they’re not impressed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1156\" data-end=\"1256\"\u003eLooks even better when worn next to your “Don’t Push It” tee. A stylish statement in mutual disdain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003eIMPORTANT \u003c\/span\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet tanks run small \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ewe repeat, SMALL!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMedium fits like a small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eLarge fits like a medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eXL fits like a large\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eFor pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize variance may be +\/- 1”-2”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43831778574475,"sku":"19382451061136208944","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43608696324235,"sku":"48297642672801610530","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43608696357003,"sku":"29983916859429960620","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/files\/13740832675065208956_2048.jpg?v=1768582658"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/8816\/5771\/collections\/very_feral_b8d8f189-2939-47ec-9fc0-1a0652476208.png?v=1768063467","url":"https:\/\/wittyaftees.com\/collections\/fur-approved-favorites.oembed","provider":"Witty AF Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}