{"product_id":"as-merry-as-i-get-tee-for-the-barely-festive-human","title":"As Merry As I Get – Tee for the Barely Festive Human","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour holiday cheer level? Minimal. This tee spells it out: \u003cem data-start=\"335\" data-end=\"365\"\u003e“This is as merry as I get.”\u003c\/em\u003e Featuring an unimpressed Rudolph, it’s perfect for humans who show up for Christmas… but only emotionally at 12%. Pair it with the cat and dog tees for a fully unenthusiastic holiday squad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"tab-stops: 77.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eProduct Features: \u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: 77.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e         \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eNeck and shoulder tape for added stability and to prevent from stretching\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: 77.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e         \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eDouble-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: 77.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e         \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eRibbed collar offers stretch and maintains a neat fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: 77.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e         \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eCrafted fit with medium fabric weight for all-day comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; tab-stops: 77.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eCare Instructions: \u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: 77.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e         \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eMachine wash: cold (max 30Cor 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; 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