{"product_id":"ask-your-cat-if-i-m-real-tee-for-the-secret-keeping-feline","title":"Ask Your Cat If I’m Real – Tee for the Secret-Keeping Feline","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour cat knows the truth — but will absolutely withhold it. This tee declares:\u003cbr data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"950\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"950\" data-end=\"979\"\u003e“Ask Your Cat If I’m Real.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"979\" data-end=\"982\"\u003ePerfect for judgmental felines and the humans who love them. 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