{"product_id":"seasonal-depression-tee-for-the-holiday-realist","title":"Seasonal Depression – Tee for the Holiday Realist","description":"\u003cp\u003eHoliday cheer? Not so much. This tee keeps it honest with: \u003cem data-start=\"393\" data-end=\"435\"\u003e“just here for the seasonal depression.”\u003c\/em\u003e Perfect for humans who prefer bleak humor over bright lights. 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