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Relatable. Painfully.

For pets who are emotionally exhausted by noon.

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Exhausted, But Cute.

Matching tees for humans and their emotional support pets.

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Witty. Wearable. Slightly Unhinged.

Matching tees for sarcastic humans + their judgmental pets.

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Because Basic Tees Are Boring

  • Humans Only Tees (No Fur Required)

    Humans Only Tees (No Fur Required)

    No fur required, but matching your four-legged sidekick is always an option.

    Humans Only Tees (No Fur Required)

  • Purrfectly Matched Tees (Matching Cat Tees)

    Purrfectly Matched Tees (Matching Cat Tees)

    Matching tees for you and your cat — twice the style, twice...

    Purrfectly Matched Tees (Matching Cat Tees)

  • Paw-some Partners (Matching Small Dog Tees)

    Paw-some Partners (Matching Small Dog Tees)

    Tees that prove you and your pup were made to match.

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