Collection: Humans Only Tees (No Fur Required)
No fur required, but matching your four-legged sidekick is always an option.
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1-800-FUCK-OFF – Matching Statement Tee for the Unbothered Human
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I Wake Up and Suffer – Vintage Sun Tee for the Existentially Exhausted
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I Have Rabies – Tee for the Unfiltered & Unhinged
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Karma Café – Skeleton Waitress Revenge Tee
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Genius Has Its Limits – Einstein Tongue-Out Tee
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RUN! – Felon on the Loose Tee (Human Edition)
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I Could Be Meaner – Matching Tee for the Barely Holding Back
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Cougar Bait – Tee for the Dangerously Dateable
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I’m a Delight – Tee for the Undeniably Charming
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Hang In There, It Gets Worse – Matching Tee for the Realists
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I Don’t Argue – I Just Explain Why I’m Right Tee
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Make It Make Sense – Tee for the Perpetually Perplexed
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Cosmic Drifter – Psychedelic Astronaut Tee for the Space-Tripped Soul
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Surviving on Vibes & Spite – Vintage Burnout-Core Tee
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Currently Feral – Tee for the Socially Unstable & Thriving
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People Like Me & I Don’t Know Why – Medusa Graffiti Tee
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