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1-800-FUCK-OFF – Matching Statement Tee for the Unbothered Human

1-800-FUCK-OFF – Matching Statement Tee for the Unbothered Human

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Tired of nonsense? Don’t explain it — wear it. This shirt is the human version of “not today,” perfect for anyone who has zero interest in unsolicited advice, bad vibes, or pointless small talk. Pair it with your pet’s “1-800-BARK-OFF” tee for a duo that radiates attitude and silence in the best way possible. Together, you’re serving matching moods and matching ‘tudes — because sass is a lifestyle.

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