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1-800-FUCK-OFF – Matching Statement Tee for the Unbothered Human
1-800-FUCK-OFF – Matching Statement Tee for the Unbothered Human
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Tired of nonsense? Don’t explain it — wear it. This shirt is the human version of “not today,” perfect for anyone who has zero interest in unsolicited advice, bad vibes, or pointless small talk. Pair it with your pet’s “1-800-BARK-OFF” tee for a duo that radiates attitude and silence in the best way possible. Together, you’re serving matching moods and matching ‘tudes — because sass is a lifestyle.
Product Features:
· Neck and shoulder tape for added stability and to prevent from stretching
· Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
· Ribbed collar offers stretch and maintains a neat fit
· Crafted fit with medium fabric weight for all-day comfort
Care Instructions:
· Machine wash: cold (max 30Cor 90F)
· Do not bleach
· Tumble dry: low heat
· Iron, steam or dry: low heat
· Not for dry cleaning — just give it some love
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
Length, in | 26.50 | 28.50 | 30.50 | 31.50 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
Size Tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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