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I Wake Up and Suffer – Vintage Sun Tee for the Existentially Exhausted
I Wake Up and Suffer – Vintage Sun Tee for the Existentially Exhausted
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Just because the sun’s up doesn’t mean you are. This retro-inspired tee radiates vintage charm while quietly screaming on the inside. “My routine is simple: I wake up and suffer” — it’s for the folks who find mornings offensive and positivity optional.
Pair it with your pet’s matching tee — “I Suffer Until Walkies” — and let the world know that both of you are just trying to survive the day... preferably with snacks.
Product Features:
· Neck and shoulder tape for added stability and to prevent from stretching
· Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
· Ribbed collar offers stretch and maintains a neat fit
· Crafted fit with medium fabric weight for all-day comfort
Care Instructions:
· Machine wash: cold (max 30Cor 90F)
· Do not bleach
· Tumble dry: low heat
· Iron, steam or dry: low heat
· Not for dry cleaning — just give it some love
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
Length, in | 26.50 | 28.50 | 30.50 | 31.50 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
Size Tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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