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I Wake Up and Suffer – Vintage Sun Tee for the Existentially Exhausted

I Wake Up and Suffer – Vintage Sun Tee for the Existentially Exhausted

Regular price $35.00 USD
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Just because the sun’s up doesn’t mean you are. This retro-inspired tee radiates vintage charm while quietly screaming on the inside. “My routine is simple: I wake up and suffer” — it’s for the folks who find mornings offensive and positivity optional.

Pair it with your pet’s matching tee — “I Suffer Until Walkies” — and let the world know that both of you are just trying to survive the day... preferably with snacks.

Product Features:

·       Neck and shoulder tape for added stability and to prevent from stretching

·       Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability

·       Ribbed collar offers stretch and maintains a neat fit

·       Crafted fit with medium fabric weight for all-day comfort

Care Instructions:

·       Machine wash: cold (max 30Cor 90F)

·       Do not bleach

·       Tumble dry: low heat

·       Iron, steam or dry: low heat

·       Not for dry cleaning just give it some love

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