Just because the sun’s up doesn’t mean you are. This retro-inspired tee radiates vintage charm while quietly screaming on the inside. “My routine is simple: I wake up and suffer” — it’s for the folks who find mornings offensive and positivity optional.
Pair it with your pet’s matching tee — “I Suffer Until Walkies” — and let the world know that both of you are just trying to survive the day... preferably with snacks.
