Whether your pet barks, hisses, or just glares from across the room — this tee backs them up. “1-800-BARK-OFF” is the official uniform of pets who don’t need new friends, just more treats. Worn solo or as the perfect match to your own “1-800-FUCK-OFF” shirt, this tank makes your dog or cat the loudest (and cutest) part of your boundaries.
No tail wags for strangers. No apologies, ever.
IMPORTANT Fit Notes:
·Pet tanks run small — we repeat, SMALL!!
·Medium fits like a small
·Large fits like a medium
·XL fits like a large
·For pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up
·Size variance may be +/- 1”-2”
·WE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE
