1-800-BARK-OFF – Matching Pet Tank for the Sassy Sidekick (in Black)

Whether your pet barks, hisses, or just glares from across the room — this tee backs them up. “1-800-BARK-OFF” is the official uniform of pets who don’t need new friends, just more treats. Worn solo or as the perfect match to your own “1-800-FUCK-OFF” shirt, this tank makes your dog or cat the loudest (and cutest) part of your boundaries.

No tail wags for strangers. No apologies, ever.

IMPORTANT Fit Notes:

·       Pet tanks run small — we repeat, SMALL!!

·       Medium fits like a small

·       Large fits like a medium

·       XL fits like a large

·       For pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up

·       Size variance may be +/- 1”-2”

·       WE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE

Product Features:

·       100% combed ringspun cotton for solid colors

·       Heather colors include a cotton/poly blend for a softer feel

·       Medium-weight fabric (5 oz/yd² or 169 g/m²) for breathable comfort

·       Classic pet tank fit with EasyTear™ label for zero fuss

·       Double-stitched hem for added durability — even after zoomies

·       Works for both cats and small dogs (M size)

·       Matching human tee available — because twinning is winning

Care Instructions:

·       Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

·       Do not bleach

·       Tumble dry: low heat

·       Do not iron directly on design

·       Not for dry cleaning — just give it some love