Breaking News: I Pooped Today Pet Tee (in Black)

BREAKING NEWS: I Pooped Today (in black)

The rumors are true — your four-legged legend just dropped the hottest scoop of the day. With a bold news broadcast graphic and a not-so-humble brag, this pet tee delivers hard-hitting journalism straight from the litter box or backyard.

Bonus: There’s a matching human tee that says “Breaking News: I Don’t Care.”
Because when it comes to your dynamic duo, the sass is synchronized.

Graphic print. Lightweight fit for cats or dogs.
Size Small fits both — because feline or canine, petty news matters.

IMPORTANT Fit Notes:

·       Pet tanks run small — we repeat, SMALL!!

·       Medium fits like a small

·       Large fits like a medium

·       XL fits like a large

·       For pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up

·       Size variance may be +/- 1”-2”

·       WE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE

Product Features:

·       100% combed ringspun cotton for solid colors

·       Heather colors include a cotton/poly blend for a softer feel

·       Medium-weight fabric (5 oz/yd² or 169 g/m²) for breathable comfort

·       Classic pet tank fit with EasyTear™ label for zero fuss

·       Double-stitched hem for added durability — even after zoomies

·       Works for both cats and small dogs (M size)

·       Matching human tee available — because twinning is winning

Care Instructions:

·       Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

·       Do not bleach

·       Tumble dry: low heat

·       Do not iron directly on design

·       Not for dry cleaning — just give it some love