I Can Walk, Sniff, and Poop All at Once – Matching Pet Tank for the Talented & TMI

Why do one thing when you can do three — all while refusing to walk in a straight line? This tee honors your pet’s dedication to the daily multitask: sniff the world, drop a surprise, and still look fabulous.

Pair it with your “I’m a Multi-Tasker” tee and let the people know: your household is highly skilled in the art of doing too much (and caring too little).

IMPORTANT Fit Notes:

·       Pet tanks run small — we repeat, SMALL!!

·       Medium fits like a small

·       Large fits like a medium

·       XL fits like a large

·       For pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up

·       Size variance may be +/- 1”-2”

·       WE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE

Product Features:

·       100% combed ringspun cotton for solid colors

·       Heather colors include a cotton/poly blend for a softer feel

·       Medium-weight fabric (5 oz/yd² or 169 g/m²) for breathable comfort

·       Classic pet tank fit with EasyTear™ label for zero fuss

·       Double-stitched hem for added durability — even after zoomies

·       Works for both cats and small dogs (M size)

·       Matching human tee available — because twinning is winning

Care Instructions:

·       Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

·       Do not bleach

·       Tumble dry: low heat

·       Do not iron directly on design

·       Not for dry cleaning — just give it some love