I Don’t Bark – I Deliver Facts Pet Tank

Some pets yap. Yours educates. “I don’t bark! I deliver facts.” is made for the four-legged know-it-all who speaks only when it matters — or when the mail carrier shows up. Whether they’re dropping hot takes, alerting you to suspicious squirrels, or just looking smug while doing absolutely nothing, this tank lets them own their genius.

Match it up with your “I Don’t Argue” tee and walk the sidewalk like the power duo you are.

IMPORTANT Fit Notes:

·       Pet tanks run small — we repeat, SMALL!!

·       Medium fits like a small

·       Large fits like a medium

·       XL fits like a large

·       For pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up

·       Size variance may be +/- 1”-2”

·       WE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE

Product Features:

·       100% combed ringspun cotton for solid colors

·       Heather colors include a cotton/poly blend for a softer feel

·       Medium-weight fabric (5 oz/yd² or 169 g/m²) for breathable comfort

·       Classic pet tank fit with EasyTear™ label for zero fuss

·       Double-stitched hem for added durability — even after zoomies

·       Works for both cats and small dogs (M size)

·       Matching human tee available — because twinning is winning

Care Instructions:

·       Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

·       Do not bleach

·       Tumble dry: low heat

·       Do not iron directly on design

·       Not for dry cleaning — just give it some love