Some pets yap. Yours educates. “I don’t bark! I deliver facts.” is made for the four-legged know-it-all who speaks only when it matters — or when the mail carrier shows up. Whether they’re dropping hot takes, alerting you to suspicious squirrels, or just looking smug while doing absolutely nothing, this tank lets them own their genius.
Match it up with your “I Don’t Argue” tee and walk the sidewalk like the power duo you are.
IMPORTANT Fit Notes:
·Pet tanks run small — we repeat, SMALL!!
·Medium fits like a small
·Large fits like a medium
·XL fits like a large
·For pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up
·Size variance may be +/- 1”-2”
·WE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE
