I Woke Up for THIS? – Matching Pet Tank for the Reluctant Riser (in Black)

They were dreaming of squirrels and unlimited snacks — and you interrupted it… for this? “I Woke Up for THIS?” is the perfect fit for the dog or cat who greets mornings with side-eyes and sighs. Whether it’s a walk, a vet visit, or just existing — they’re not impressed.

Looks even better when worn next to your “Don’t Push It” tee. A stylish statement in mutual disdain.

IMPORTANT Fit Notes:

·       Pet tanks run small — we repeat, SMALL!!

·       Medium fits like a small

·       Large fits like a medium

·       XL fits like a large

·       For pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up

·       Size variance may be +/- 1”-2”

·       WE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE