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You a Hoe – The Unfiltered Pet Tank (in Black)
You a Hoe – The Unfiltered Pet Tank (in Black)
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Whether it’s barked or meowed, this tank delivers the drama. “You a Hoe” is the chaotic-neutral statement piece for pets who don’t play nice — and don’t hold their tongue (or their growl). Works perfectly with either version of your human tee, so your dog or cat can roast the world equally.
Because let’s face it… your pet’s always judging.
IMPORTANT Fit Notes:
· Pet tanks run small — we repeat, SMALL!!
· Medium fits like a small
· Large fits like a medium
· XL fits like a large
· For pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up
· Size variance may be +/- 1”-2”
· WE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE
Product Features:
· 100% combed ringspun cotton for solid colors
· Heather colors include a cotton/poly blend for a softer feel
· Medium-weight fabric (5 oz/yd² or 169 g/m²) for breathable comfort
· Classic pet tank fit with EasyTear™ label for zero fuss
· Double-stitched hem for added durability — even after zoomies
· Works for both cats and small dogs (M size)
· Matching human tee available — because twinning is winning
Care Instructions:
· Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
· Do not bleach
· Tumble dry: low heat
· Do not iron directly on design
· Not for dry cleaning — just give it some love
M | L | XL | |
---|---|---|---|
Length, in | 10.00 | 12.00 | 15.50 |
Height, in | 7.24 | 8.23 | 9.25 |
Collar width, in | 5.37 | 6.50 | 9.00 |
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