You Ain’t Gettin’ Cuddles – Tee for the Cold-Hearted Cutie

Your cat heard Santa’s verdict and said “same.” This tee reads: “You Ain’t Gettin’ Cuddles.” Perfect for felines who give affection only on their terms (and usually not at Christmas). Pair it with the human and dog tees for a matching set of holiday sass.

IMPORTANT Fit Notes:

·         Pet tanks run small — we repeat, SMALL!!

·         Medium fits like a small

·         Large fits like a medium

·         XL fits like a large

·         For pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up

·         Size variance may be +/- 1”-2”

·         WE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE

Product Features:

·         100% combed ringspun cotton for solid colors

·         Heather colors include a cotton/poly blend for a softer feel

·         Medium-weight fabric (5 oz/yd² or 169 g/m²) for breathable comfort

·         Classic pet tank fit with EasyTear™ label for zero fuss

·         Double-stitched hem for added durability — even after zoomies

·         Works for both cats and small dogs (M size)

·         Matching human tee available — because twinning is winning

Care Instructions:

·         Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

·         Do not bleach

·         Tumble dry: low heat

·         Do not iron directly on design

·         Not for dry cleaning — just give it some love