Deranged. Bewitched. Soft. Deadly. – Tee for the Feline Menace (Black Cat)

Your cat’s not “cute” — they’re a calculated mix of chaos and charm. This tee shows a cool, unbothered cat licking its paw on a pile of bones, with the phrase: “Deranged. Bewitched. Soft. Deadly.” Made for felines who own every room they enter. Match it with the human version to prove you and your cat are the deadliest duo alive (or, y’know… dead inside).

IMPORTANT Fit Notes:

·       Pet tanks run small — we repeat, SMALL!!

·       Medium fits like a small

·       Large fits like a medium

·       XL fits like a large

·       For pets with a broader chest, we recommend sizing up

·       Size variance may be +/- 1”-2”

·       WE WILL NOT ACCEPT RETURNS DUE TO ORDERING THE WRONG SIZE

Product Features:

·       100% combed ringspun cotton for solid colors

·       Heather colors include a cotton/poly blend for a softer feel

·       Medium-weight fabric (5 oz/yd² or 169 g/m²) for breathable comfort

·       Classic pet tank fit with EasyTear™ label for zero fuss

·       Double-stitched hem for added durability — even after zoomies

·       Works for both cats and small dogs (M size)

·       Matching human tee available — because twinning is winning

Care Instructions:

·       Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

·       Do not bleach

·       Tumble dry: low heat

·       Do not iron directly on design

·       Not for dry cleaning — just give it some love